Sophie se pișă

You know in Hong Kong they do this?

They don't.

They don't even sit on the thing.

I'm too shy.

Oh, it's coming.

Ah! Kegels!

There's so many kegels I can do with my pee.

One,

two,

three,

four.

I could squat at a hospital.

But I'm not squirting.

Bye!

Aw, there it is.

Pee dance, pee dance, pee dance.

Pee to the side, pee to the leg.

Still going.

Woo!

Pee dance.

See, it didn't stop.

Yay!

Done!

Messing for the world.