Blonda excitată cu mătușa vitregă trebuie umplută cu o pulă mare

You mind if I scoot by?

That's totally fine.

Your spot is way nicer than mine.

Me in this terrible spot, and all I can see

is the parking lot.

It's horrible.

You know, getting older has its perks.

Yeah?

I see that.

So how's college treating you?

Good.

Yeah, just, you know, trying hardest

to keep up with my studying and all that.

That's not what I was asking.

No, how is college treating you?

You know, the girls, the parties.

I remember my college days.

Yeah, it's going good.

I mean, I'm not striking out too much, you know?

You better be wearing protection with those girls, right?

I am, I am.

I don't know, are you sure?

I am.

You better be getting tested, boy.

I am.

I'm careful, very careful.

OK.

I wish I was a little more careful.

So what's with this dude that you're marrying?

He seems like a total tool.

Yeah, he's kind of a dirtbag.

But, you know, she sees something in him, so.

I give it six months.

Yeah?

Well, let's hope it's a little bit longer.

I mean, there's no prenup, right?

True.

So then she'll look out.

Yeah, very true.

I haven't decided which dress I should wear.

Yeah?

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