Mierea negresă este penetrată dublu de două sculele albe

Who's that?

This is Dave. He's been at college for 15 years.

That's right and I'm proud of it.

I hold the record here.

15 years? What have you been studying for 15 years?

Oh this and that.

So I've changed my major a few times.

Hey, I'm still here aren't I?

How many majors are there? 15 years?

Hey, I'm learning a lot. What can I say?

You look pretty good girl.

Oh God, what time is it?

I gotta get going.

It's about 1.15.

I gotta get going. I gotta go to class.

See you guys later.

See you later.

Hey, what's your name?

I'm Sandy.

Hey, you're pretty cute. Why don't you have a seat here?

Would you like some beer?

Oh, Dave.

Dean Stockwell.

How you doing?

I see this place is still a dump.

And I see you're still here.

And who is this?

Oh, this is Sandy.

She's thinking about becoming a little sister.

You're a... aren't you a freshman?

You're a freshman aren't you?

Yes you are. What are you doing here drinking?

Why are you ************* her?

She's not drinking, Dean.

What did I just tell you?

You're on double probation.

This house is on probation.

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