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I was going to.

You were going to?

I was going to.

But then I played with the dogs for a little bit and then let them outside.

And uh...

I fed them and brought them back...

Well, I let them outside to go to the bathroom, brought them inside, fed them, and then kicked them back out of the house.

It's a nice day. It's good to be outside.

It is a nice day. It's a great day.

You've been nice here for a while.

Mmm. I wouldn't know I'm not there with you.

Obviously not.

Yeah, you're not. I wish you were.

Well, if I was there with you, actually.

I wish you were here with me, too.

What are you doing?

Nothing, just...

I was watching videos on YouTube.

Watching videos on YouTube?

Yes.

Videos about what?

Music videos, videos about...

Compilations about people being dumbasses.

What else?

Um, I watched a lot of booty shaking videos, because I love to watch bitches shake their

booties.

How could I not?

I told you. I'm talking to you.

Back there?

Yeah.

What else would I be doing?

You don't know.

I'm sure you know.

I'm pretty sure I know.

Yeah.

Staring out the window, thinking about...

It's lunchtime.

Thinking about what I want to eat, if I'm going to eat anything.

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